Marreese Speights was "Drunk Ass F@&k" the Other Night
There are so many things wrong with this statement from the Sixers forward, not the least of which is the fact that he probably tweeted it during sex. [see present tense]
What's amazing is that, Ebonics aside, there is only one typo. He must be using a qwerty keyboard, because I can't walk and text on my iPhone, let alone type while having the kind of balla NBA, Beyonce-Jay-Z type sex that Mo must have been having.
The guys over at The Wiz Wit (who sent us this gem) pointed out the moral of the story- if you can't have sex with Mo Speights for more than 30 minutes, don't get "drunk ass fuck" with him.
Truth.