Michael Vick, Not Totally a Complete Idiot

Michael Vick hosted another all-white party on Sunday, this time, however, he wasn't in attendance.

Obviously, the shindig to celebrate the 4th of July was scheduled way in advance, but one has to wonder why Michael and his brother, Marcus, are getting into the business of party hosting.  There seem to be so many other ways to generate a quick buck (dogfighting?).

Sources say that Marcus was in attendance at the invite only party, but Michael was nowhere near DC when it occurred. Strange, because Marcus is the one who is rumored to be involved in the shooting in Virginia.  Can we put him jail just cause?

Vick Party Co., we'll pop a cap in yo ass.