Placido Polanco may want to stick to baseball.

According to the South Florida Business Journal, Polanco's LLC, Gables Square Twelve Nine (sounds like they want to pull off a heist), has been sued by Mercantil Commercebank for $5.1 million owed on a property investment.

Polanco and his partners have not made a payment on the mortgage of their Tamach Gables Square offices since December.

The brilliance in all this is the ballsy lawyer for Mercantil Commercebank.  She wants to serve Polanco on the bench:

"First we have to get Polanco served with the complaint," Schiller said.
"I don't know if it's proper or legal to serve him in the dugout, but
it will be interesting."

We don't need another distraction!  Come on lady.  Un-bunch panties, un-bunch.