Further Verification That Cowboys Fans Are Dumpy Morons

The very funny guys over at The Wiz Wit will be contributing posts to CB from time to time.  You can find this, and other hilariousness, over at The Wiz Wit.
Wow, this shit is sadder than Big Fan.  The above man-boy, known only to us as BlueStarShockTrooper, has some choice words for Philadelphia Eagles fans.  There's no reason to get angered by his accusations, let alone waste time responding to them.  When someone is claiming that your QB is worse than Jon Kitna, I kind of shut my ears off.  To me, it's funnier to just let fatty here simmer in his own pathetic worthlessness. Look at the anger in those chins!
If Jack Nicholson and Lewis Black had a child, and that spawn mated with the Crying Giants Fan, you'd have ol’ ShockTrooper here.  He has a couple of other Eagle bashing videos on YouTube if you want more of him to laugh at.  In THIS ONE, he adds some crusty facial hair that really just looks like he tried wiping his ass with his chin.

32 Responses

  1. what the hell was that?!?!?!??! and its funny how he walks around some neighborhood ranting about the eagles… what a dumbass!!!…LMFAO

  2. This guy’s pretty funny… Notice each time the camera cuts and he tries to edit out the fact that he’s out of breath and switching the camera between his hands every few seconds?
    This video brings up a few questions, like…
    – How far did he walk to run out of breath?
    – Why doesn’t he have the arm-strength to hold up a camera for 5 minutes?
    – Why didn’t he get a friend to help him, who could add some entertaining commentary of his own?
    – Does he have friends?
    – How does the rest of his neighborhood feel about him, or does he look like a ghost-town (And he’s the only non-zombie)?
    … There’s more, but I don’t think we need to delve any further.

  3. What an effing moron. If anybody wants to know why I grew up in Texas and root for the Eagles, that’s one of the smarter fans.

  4. i think jiggly cheeks here watches (read: masturbates to) a little too much pro wrestling. he’s prancing around his hood like a tourette’s syndrome-laden foghorn leghorn.

  5. “i think jiggly cheeks here watches (read: masturbates to) a little too much pro wrestling. he’s prancing around his hood like a tourette’s syndrome-laden foghorn leghorn.”

  6. That guy is pretty disturbed. I almost feel bad. This is why people need to stop bullying kids in high school. Every school has one of these psychos waiting to shoot the place up. Go Birds.

  7. wow. this kid is a disgrace to COWBOYS fans everywhere. tell him to shoot himself in his CHINS.

  8. Anyone know where he got the 4-7 record for Kolb? I’m pretty sure Kolb’s only started 2 games and if he was predicting the season’s record, why are there only 11 games?

  9. that kids so retarted of course we got rid of mcknabb we got vick. Does really think were going to put the rookie in hell no.

  10. Did this clown ever play the game that he speaks of? Looking at him, that would be a no way in hell. He keeps referring to we and my team. Look jackass, you are a dumpy, uneducated, lonely loser, who does not have anything else to do besides walk around the shit hole you call home. Thank you for confirming the fact that Cowboy fans are front runners. Come to Philly, where we can show you some “brotherly love”.

  11. It’s amazing how butt-hurt people get, when half you fuckers don’t have the balls to cam up and go against me. That is a grade-A example of a bitch move.
    Come on. Are y’all serious?
    Typical, Phithadelphia fans. Typical.
    Well, you folks have vindicated me, and made me famous, and I thank you. I shall be making a video about this shortly. Stay tuned my loyal loving fans!

  12. must be the power lines he lives near…Oh, and the fact that he’s jamming out to Black Eyed Peas and cheering for the Cowboys should tell you alot about him….nice haircut too.

  13. “McNabb helped create those big swings in our games over the last 10 years,’’ Jones said. “When he played well, it was like throwing the knockout punch. When he didn’t, you were able to throw the knockout punch…I don’t see that now (with Kolb). I think Kolb and the way they’re going about it now, you won’t have those big swings one way or the other. I think every game with them is going to be a battle. Because of Kolb and because the makeup of the rest of their team is solid. And their coach, there is not a better coach in the NFL than Andy (Reid).’’
    Could not have said it better myself…or in this case, another Jones…JERRY JONES! Eat that BlueStarShockTrooper. Please, somehow, try to react with a lame (and what you may as perceive as “witty”) statement while sadly attempting to exploit and belittle us Eagles fans.
    Oh yeah, this is called a “citation”. I learned that in college (you might not have one of those near you because it’s not in walking distance of your house), but here you go, here’s the link to verify the quote from above.
    “Jerry Jones: Eagles more consistent without McNabb.” Philly.com 11 August 2010: n. pag.

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