She's cheating on you, dude.

Check out this obedient Phillies fan who got up for beers in the 5th inning of last night's game.  Did you ever just look at a couple, and you know, you know there's no way she's attracted to his five foot seven, jersey tucked into Levi jeans guise.

I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just…

Can you show my friends how we kiss?

Even the people around them know.