I'll Take Mismatched Couples for a Hundred, Alex
Check out this obedient Phillies fan who got up for beers in the 5th inning of last night's game. Did you ever just look at a couple, and you know, you know there's no way she's attracted to his five foot seven, jersey tucked into Levi jeans guise.
I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just…
Can you show my friends how we kiss?
Even the people around them know.