For all of you pervs who have been landing on CB from searching for "hex kid babysitter" (seriously, like hundreds of them), Busted Coverage thinks they have identified the most quasi-famous, unidentified ballpark torso in Philly.
It's Samantha Trovarelli of Vineland, NJ. How do they know? Well, someone created a Facebook fan page for her and Samantha, who wanted her last name to remain anonymous, commented on the page to thank fans. Brilliant.
This is the only pic- but I'm sure some of you creepers can find more. Now, can we move on from this?