Patrick Kane Stuck in Suspended Disbelief
The Stanley Cup winner got stuck atop of a fire truck ladder with said trophy today in Buffalo. The Chicago Tribune's Chris Kuc (@chriskuc) reported that Kane was stranded high above the ground for about 20 minutes. Fire technicians fixed the ladder and Kane and the most coveted trophy in the history of sports landed safely. They then went into a local bar.
I don't like you, Patrick Kane.