Cowboys Fan Doesn’t Like Crossing Broad, Clear Arteries

The very funny guys over at The Wiz Wit will be contributing posts to CB from time to time.  You can find the rest of this post, and other hilariousness, over at The Wiz Wit.

The infamous BlueStarShockTrooper went and responded to our little blog post!  How bout that – who would've guessed this Husky McTittyballs would've had the time in between Hot Pockets and Cool Ranch Doritos to fire off another video?

Typically, I'm not one for back and forth banter, but since we're gentlemen, I suppose we do owe him the courtesy of a response. So Mr. ShockTrooper – switch to your favorite pair of stunner knockoff Oakley's, release the fistful of Chunky wrappers from the grasp of your sausage link fingers, and let’s get this over with.

Keep reading the complete destruction of this idiot at  Trust us, it's much funnier than the video.


75 Responses

  1. He’s like the Basil Marceux of the Dallas Cowboys… They probably don’t want to associate with him, but we love to laugh at him.

  2. If this guy were an Eagle’s fan talking smack on the Cowboys, I would be thoroughly embarrassed. Dude talks like he thinks he’s Professor Chaos. Its nice knowing that he reads all these comments.

  3. Is it any “kawinkydink” that this video is actually backwards? He either put his #19 Miles Austin jersey on backwards (very likely) or can’t videotape correctly (also very likely).
    I like how he gave a “one-handed clap” just after the 1:00 mark, since his other hand is busy whackin off to Tony Romo.
    Looking back, it’s better that he was walking around and getting some exercise, so we had something better to look at than the 1995 MS-DOS computer in the back.
    “Maaa! The Meatloaf!!”

  4. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
    As a 49ers fan, one thing Eagles fans and I hold in common is a burning hatred for everything Cowboys. And this fat fuck is the epitome of all that loathing.
    God he is so repulsive.
    This post couldn’t have been worded any better. Nice job.

  5. He gave us a one handed clap, Only because he’s jerking off another guy with the other…..

  6. He’s just upset that he can’t cross Broad st. without a respirator strapped to his fat, cock bruised, ball shining face.
    Do us all a favor there tubby, try to cross a busy intersection on a dark night and a busy highway with them ridiculous sun glasses you seem to find a need to wear in a sunless indoor environment….. Trust me they don’t look cool.
    But you probably wear them to hide the shame in your eyes from when your father disowned you for being the fat, lazy, disappointment you are.
    Now take that tent you call a Jersey and tie it into a noose, find the nearest elevated object that will support your robust ungodly weight and hang yourself.
    Thank you come again…..

  7. Yawn! its was like 30 seconds of “facts” and another 10 minutes on him just takin pride in this chins and nit picking someones blog, annoying

  8. He doesn’t need to cry because Jerry Jones does it for him between not being able to get past the first round in the playoffs and his wittle dez bryant hurt. 44-6 fatass thats all im gonna say

  9. If he’s ever found anywhere in or around Philly, he’s getting his ass kicked…I’ll even take a trip to Dallas to do it myself.

  10. definatly an ugly lesbian if not that for sure his gay just listen to him maybe he escaped from the special peoples place cause he talks like a retard and he has his jersey on backwards i bet his mommy still dresses him

  11. hahahah Whata clown.. Yo honestly im gonna have to say ur still a virgin and if not u paid for it because you are just way to corny.. your not funny and your definately fat and dont try and act confident when u go to the beach and take your shirt off girls laugh at you actually i take that back you probably go in the ocean with your shirt on cuz your ashame of your moobs.. Im gonna have to go with the guy up tops comment are you sure your a man or an angry lesbian mad because you were born without a dick. in closing you have no friends and your cheesy cowboys are chock artists.. You seem to forget short of last year pretty much for the last 10 11 years we been beating your asses.. maybe u can slob the cowboys nobs but youll always be a fat lil man who gets no play and no respect

  12. hahaha look at this fat shit! We should get a collection up to put this fat mother fucker on a diet! Goes to show you another another worthless sister fucking horse sucking cowboy! Congrats on the fame!

  13. dude you’re gay and I can’t express enough how much of a loser you are. Regardless of whether I’m an Eagles fan or not, good luck with you’re social life and/or a girlfriend. I’ll end on this…I WOULD RATHER HAVE SEX WITH JERRY JONES than talk to you for 10 seconds. Good luck fag…

  14. hahaha, oh wow… i wonder if this basement-dwelling, neckbearded asperger’s syndrome asshat realizes that we’re not even in football mode yet. this isn’t dallas, where our lives revolve around the cowboys. we have a baseball team in contention. and sunglasses indoors? right.

  15. hmmmmmm “if i’m so worthless then why are you paying attention to my video?” judging by that logic, he’s wasting his time paying attention to the eagles? also i’ve never heard the word infascinated before.

  16. He’s like a fat, forever-virgin, Cowboys-loving Glenn Beck. I hope he chokes on a hot dog and dies. Or, more likely three hot dogs at once for him. And by hot dogs, I mean penises.

  17. “McNabb helped create those big swings in our games over the last 10 years,’’ Jones said. “When he played well, it was like throwing the knockout punch. When he didn’t, you were able to throw the knockout punch…I don’t see that now (with Kolb). I think Kolb and the way they’re going about it now, you won’t have those big swings one way or the other. I think every game with them is going to be a battle. Because of Kolb and because the makeup of the rest of their team is solid. And their coach, there is not a better coach in the NFL than Andy (Reid).’’
    Could not have said it better myself…or in this case, another Jones…JERRY JONES! Eat that BlueStarShockTrooper. Please, somehow, try to react with a lame (and what you may as perceive as “witty”) statement while sadly attempting to exploit and belittle us Eagles fans.
    Oh yeah, this is called a “citation”. I learned that in college (you might not have one of those near you because it’s not in walking distance of your house), but here you go, here’s the link to verify the quote from above.
    “Jerry Jones: Eagles more consistent without McNabb.” 11 August 2010: n. pag. Web. .

  18. Haha this fag is a joke, only fatasses google themselves. If you have no respect for the Eagles then why go to an Eagles fans website and start making fun of them if you think were parasites. Nice Wal-Mart glasses you sack of fat, go run a few thousand laps and lose those 1000lbs, and get out of your basement.

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