Source: LehighValleyLive.com
Chase Utley and Ryan Howard will be entered into the Guinnes Book of World Records. Chase, for his five home runs in last year’s World Series, which tied a record set by Reggie Jackson. And Howard, for reaching 200 career home runs in the fewest games (658). [Dan Gross at Philly.com]
None of this is earth-shattering news, and really, who reads the Guinness Book of World Records? Either way, good for them.
I'm searching for a man crush joke here, but I just can't find it.
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Chase Utley should be in the Guiness book of World Records for Most Greatest Awesomeness Ever Achieved by a human being in one life time! and Howard should be in there for largest penis+nose combination. I heard he uses his man hammer to pound in railroad ties during the off season!
That picture looks a lot like my roommate’s Bob Marley poster.
Adam no man should make comments like that even behind the anonymity of his computer.
Adam, really? You’re preoccupied with Ryan Howard’s penis? God, I thought I had sick thoughts. But I never had any like that. You are a seriously demented prevert and my advice to you would be to seek professional help. Otherwise, if I were you I’d start drinking heavily.
*God said No. I give you blessings, happiness is up to you.
If I were a boy again, I would demand of myself more courtesy towards my companions and friends, and indeed towards strangers as well.
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