Chase Utley and Ryan Howard will be entered into the Guinnes Book of World Records.  Chase, for his five home runs in last year’s World Series, which tied a record set by Reggie Jackson.  And Howard, for reaching 200 career home runs in the fewest games (658).  [Dan Gross at]

None of this is earth-shattering news, and really, who reads the Guinness Book of World Records?  Either way, good for them.

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