Chase Utley and Ryan Howard to Enter Guinness Book of World Records

Chase_utley_smokeSource: LehighValleyLive.com

Chase Utley and Ryan Howard will be entered into the Guinnes Book of World Records.  Chase, for his five home runs in last year’s World Series, which tied a record set by Reggie Jackson.  And Howard, for reaching 200 career home runs in the fewest games (658).  [Dan Gross at Philly.com]

None of this is earth-shattering news, and really, who reads the Guinness Book of World Records?  Either way, good for them.

I'm searching for a man crush joke here, but I just can't find it.

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6 Responses

  1. Chase Utley should be in the Guiness book of World Records for Most Greatest Awesomeness Ever Achieved by a human being in one life time! and Howard should be in there for largest penis+nose combination. I heard he uses his man hammer to pound in railroad ties during the off season!

  2. Adam, really? You’re preoccupied with Ryan Howard’s penis? God, I thought I had sick thoughts. But I never had any like that. You are a seriously demented prevert and my advice to you would be to seek professional help. Otherwise, if I were you I’d start drinking heavily.

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