Remember when K-Rod was arrested for beating up his girlfriend’s father?  Well, his girlfriend was placed under an order of protection from Rodriguez, meaning he was not allowed to contact her.

So what did he do?

He sent her text messages- 56 of them.  Now he’s in more trouble.

Have you ever texted a significant other while drunk and jealous?  You know, the messages start out civil and sheepish, but whe you don’t get a response they quickly turn into a full-fledged, all encompassing rant touching on everything from “who gets the dog” to “why the fuck did you call my mother a cunt at Aunt Thelma’s birthday party?” 

Yeah… that’s kind of how K-Rod’s went.  Big word score for using “marionette.”

Read the texts after the jump.

–I know this message could get me in trouble again, but I already lost you, my house and my children

–I do not want to have problems with your family, all I want… is to recover you and my children and continue forward

–Let's find a solution to this conflict, baby if you really loved me do not deny me the opportunity to fight for you and my children

–Tell your father and mother, so that the three of us can get together and reach an agreement and leave things as they are and I can recover my house and my job, please lets find … way to solve this.

–Thank you for sinking me turning your back, take good care of my children… and now I see that your were with me because of the money to see that your family…

–Your parents are manipulating you like a marionette… You are already a woman who can make her own decisions

–You are already a woman who can make her own decisions and because of that, our home in spite of its ups and downs we built it together no longer exist because of their greed. I pray to God that is not too late for you to open your eyes and reconsider.

–Daian, I understand that perhaps I made a mistake, the biggest mistake of my life for doing what I did but I love you

–Things like this should not be done especially when your parents have what have because of me, even clothes.

via NY Post.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 New York Mets.

They're good, but NBC Hardball Talk's spoof on the scenario is even better.

H/T to Brian Wheat for sending.