Francisco Rodriguez Sent His Girlfriend 56 Text Messages, Illegally

Remember when K-Rod was arrested for beating up his girlfriend’s father?  Well, his girlfriend was placed under an order of protection from Rodriguez, meaning he was not allowed to contact her.

So what did he do?

He sent her text messages- 56 of them.  Now he’s in more trouble.

Have you ever texted a significant other while drunk and jealous?  You know, the messages start out civil and sheepish, but whe you don’t get a response they quickly turn into a full-fledged, all encompassing rant touching on everything from “who gets the dog” to “why the fuck did you call my mother a cunt at Aunt Thelma’s birthday party?” 

Yeah… that’s kind of how K-Rod’s went.  Big word score for using “marionette.”

Read the texts after the jump.

–I know this message could get me in trouble again, but I already lost you, my house and my children

–I do not want to have problems with your family, all I want… is to recover you and my children and continue forward

–Let's find a solution to this conflict, baby if you really loved me do not deny me the opportunity to fight for you and my children

–Tell your father and mother, so that the three of us can get together and reach an agreement and leave things as they are and I can recover my house and my job, please lets find … way to solve this.

–Thank you for sinking me turning your back, take good care of my children… and now I see that your were with me because of the money to see that your family…

–Your parents are manipulating you like a marionette… You are already a woman who can make her own decisions

–You are already a woman who can make her own decisions and because of that, our home in spite of its ups and downs we built it together no longer exist because of their greed. I pray to God that is not too late for you to open your eyes and reconsider.

–Daian, I understand that perhaps I made a mistake, the biggest mistake of my life for doing what I did but I love you

–Things like this should not be done especially when your parents have what have because of me, even clothes.

via NY Post.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 New York Mets.

They're good, but NBC Hardball Talk's spoof on the scenario is even better.

H/T to Brian Wheat for sending.


17 Responses

  1. I bet the first text said “If your father hadn’t been wearing that ILL shirt, this would’ve never happened in the first place”

  2. I feel bad for him.. I’m all for hating the Mets and the Braves and all that jazz, but I can’t sit here and make fun of a man who is obviously hurting. I’m sure all of us men have felt this way about some chick we lost… now we didnt go and kick her father’s ass, but i’m sure a lot of us have felt this way. As a fellow man, I feel bad for him…
    at the same time.. 56 text messages, though?? I m ay have sent 4 or 5.. but 56?? C’mon man, have some pride. If I was his best friend, I’d smack him, and take him to a strip club.

  3. Fuck that cunt bitch,dude better get his kids and his house back and stop being a pussy, If my girlfriend or wife pulled this shit, shed be wearing concrete shoes on the bottom of the Delaware,her father probaly fuckin deserved it,he probaly was talkin shit and probaly constantly talked shit or told him what to do and he had enough of it. I hate the fuckin Mets but I hate stupid cunts and their stupid cunt families.

  4. tom, you are a dumbass!
    i agree with jerry jones (not the cowboys owner) to an extent! i mean it is sad when children are involved because it hourts them the most but with that being said k-rod should of thought it out before he did what he did!

  5. If you want to remain in a relationship with your gf and see your kids regularly, you probably shouldn’t beat the shit out of your future father in law. It may not be at the top of the list, but it has to be in the top 5 things not to do.

  6. Ummmm….yeah, exactly what John E. said. The other thing is, all that future pops-in-law did was act like a father to K-Rod and told him to just play better, instead of sulking like a pudd….

  7. Second off, K-Rod accuses her of wanting him for his $$$, BUT he wants her back? So that must mean he is willing to pay for love/sex or whatever she has is good enough for him to want her back in those circumstances. I think she may be shackin’ up with Santana and his premature yogurt slingin’, because OBVIOUSLY K-Rod is puddy….

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