Fat eagles girl
The Wiz Wit takes a look at why the Eagles are like a fat, slutty cousin.  Also, a man has Donovan McNabb and David Akers tattooed on his back.

-Not surprisingly, Michael Vick will start in place of the injured Kevin Kolb on Sunday.

-He’s also one of the most hated players in sports, according to Q Score ratings, which take into account the public’s positive and negative feelings about player for marketing purposes.  Other guys on this list?  LeBron James (post Decision), Kobe Bryant, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco, and Tiger Woods.  Notice what all those players have in common?  Yeah, they’re all black.  Yay racism (sarcastic font, folks-  that’s sad).

-The Eagles aren’t necessarily in lock-step with the NFLPA about union decertification.

-But they might still be in trouble with the NFL.  Four minutes isn't long enough to evaluate concussions.

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-Finally, the Eagles are up for the international bestest-team-ever award, for realsies.