Phillie Phanatic on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

Phanatic_naked_werth"Mine's bigger" [pic via @jwerthsbeard]

The Phillie Phanatic is featured on this month's Real Sports with Bryan Gumbel on HBO, as part of a segment on mascots.  Dave Raymond (@emperoroffun), the former and original Phanatic, was interviewed and even dropped an F bomb.

Good segment, with a rather unnecessary barb at Philly fans.

Video, plus a whole slew of your captions to this pic, after the jump.  Slightly low audio.

  • Mike DaDad Hunsberger if you kiss me .i'll stay

    2 hours ago · 
  • Mike Moser I left my shirt in your hotel room.

    2 hours ago ·  ·   2 people
  • Anne Crawford Did you steal my razor too?

    2 hours ago ·  ·   6 people
  • Jesse Cusatis ‎…not again….

    2 hours ago ·  ·   1 person
  • Kara Smith I'm gonna miss you next year buddy 🙁

    2 hours ago ·  ·   2 people
  • Tom O'Donnell Phanatic: its like looking in a mirror, look at all that hair
    Werth: ALRIGHT ALREADY, I'll shave part of it

    2 hours ago · 
  • Holly Alaina Redden this is funny. Jayson is looking like what the heck lol!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Jimmy Queen ooooo jesus, did you lose it again!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Maryann Amoroso OMG Phanatic, you're naked! Go put your uniform on before they taser you!

    2 hours ago ·  ·   7 people
  • Ricky Mcfall that image is priceless, lol

    2 hours ago · 
  • Tara Wallace Let's dance

    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Wise i cant see my dick >.< i need to get in shape

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • John S. Geruc Have fun with the Yankees.

    2 hours ago · 
  • Rob Halladay DeWar when i lie down i become one with the grass

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Peter Gramling yuck

    2 hours ago · 
  • Alex Brown no I'm not touching that!!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Matthew Widmaier Hey.. Come here often?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Stephen Wermuth My mom kinda wishes Jayson and the Phanatic would switch roles for this shot…

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Paul Amarando ‎"Ok I showed you mine now it's you turn "

    2 hours ago · 
  • Balle Singh how you doin

    2 hours ago · 
  • Neerav Sheth Hey Werth! How you doin? 😉

    2 hours ago · 
  • Joe Zmijewski Galapogas Island Strip Club!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Swan can i get yo numba?

    2 hours ago · 
  • Marcy McGinnis What are you doing tonight BIG BOY 😉 haha

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Kelly Riccobene omg too funny

    2 hours ago · 
  • Claudine Kleine Yu Rhodes ‎"You tryin' out too?"

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Kat Simmons Phanatic needs to put some clothes on!!! Nek'd!!!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Hotts you cant have my razor either

    or

    which part of you did you really shave with jeters razor?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Cindy Deluzio Will the real Phillie please raise your hand!

    2 hours ago · 
  • David Arnold Green Fuzzy Dudes Need Lovin' Too!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Jacky Royles God Damn it… Security!!!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Mark Crane I'm not sharing my Tastycake with you, Roy.

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Connie Gallagher Hutchison OMG! The phanatic is NAKED!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Jason Olivieri WERE GOING STREAKING !!!!!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Sean Connolly It's cool just getting over a hangover

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Jim Angstadt I got something for your new agent RIGHT. HERE.

    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Rob LeftTibula Grabel i told you ill pay you when i get in the dugout.

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Scott Small bout time ya hit with runners on base!!hahah!

    2 hours ago · 
  • James Ivey Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

    2 hours ago · 
  • Dennis Mauler Hope you don't get tazered dude

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • John Sabol ‎5 dollar make you hollar!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Rob Clerk I can't believe I'm being relieved by the mascot. Either I'm doing really bad or we believe we're going to win.

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Colin Moran ‎"September call-ups are getting seriously out of hand."

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Pete Carpinona IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR IT GETS THE BRAVES AGAIN

    2 hours ago ·  ·  4 people
  • Marie Stinger Im not signing anything till you put some clothes on!!!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Mark Fox Phanatic: "I don't remember last night." Werth: "That makes the two of us, maybe its a good thing.."

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Denise Thompson Bartle Priceless….

    2 hours ago · 
  • Brett MacMinn did u use my razor?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Patricia Lewis LOVE this pic…and this thread, LOL!!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Cindy Deluzio One Phillie Phanatic…….Two Jayson Werth
    Having them both in a picture……PRICELESS!!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Timothy McDonald lucky we won since you cant field a ball in Right Field… Man your defense is punching your ticket OUTTA here!!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Nick Costa I'm thinkin they baked reefer in jesus's cookie

    2 hours ago · 
  • Jennifer Bielecki ‎@ Stephen Wertmuth….me too! 😉

    2 hours ago · 
  • Keith Silva Will this make you stay?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Pete Kesselring ‎"I dont give a fuck"-phantic

    2 hours ago · 
  • Kelly Head Eeegads…I need a shave.

    2 hours ago · 
  • Joseph Hruniuk Phanatic-What are u lookin at? Werth- A big naked green creature?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Joe Quillen Sorry Phanatic, I don't have any razors for you.

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Stacy N Pete Smulligan ‎"No Ruben, I'm not staying for that price even if you wear that!"

    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Tony Verduci Phanatic: NOW do you want to stay here Jayson~? 😉

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Vince Renzi youre hairier than me!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Marcy McGinnis Where can I tuck the dollar at?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Dayron Peña love at first sight lol

    2 hours ago · 
  • Robert Delaney this is what happen if the statue of liberty ever sneezed one big green buger

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Jeaneene Sponenburg Phillies Cause Phanatic to Phorget!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Joe Zmijewski Jayson… I Sold my Shirt so The Phillies can Sign You!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people
  • Bob Muck Jr m ready to get tazed

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Krissy Ketler Gleason For the love of god…I am not going to give you head, jayson—quit asking!!!!!!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Karla Heartsfield Werth to Phanatic! "How many times do we have to tell you? YOU'RE OUT!!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Susan Brill great pic of jason and the phanatic!!!!!!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Karla Heartsfield lol! This Pic is a Riot!!:D

    2 hours ago · 
  • Sal Scaramuzzino Jr. ‎"DON'T TRIP ME, BRO!"

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Sean Porter Where's your clothes?!?!?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Stephen Lewis Werth says "dude you got robbed! So who jumped you?"

    2 hours ago · 
  • Marcy McGinnis Werth says "Weren't you just trying to get Lei'd by Shane"

    2 hours ago · 
  • Steve Kapschock Jayson: So YOU'RE gonna be taking Katy Perry's spot on "Sesame Street"?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
  • Sean Ounan Oh shit! Rob Van Wiknle. Is that really you?

    2 hours ago · 
  • Matt Lappas Where's my razor

    2 hours ago · 
  • Jacki Moore I know its hot, but for crying out loud, Phanatic, put some clothes on!!

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Nick Chingas Let's do it. I promise you it'll be werth it!

    2 hours ago · 
  • Kurt Cortazzo DO SOMETHING…

    2 hours ago · 
  • Kraig Lasher ‎"Man Phanatic, get Jeter to shave you, you already used his razor."

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Nick Chingas Lets do it. It'll be werth it!

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Tricia Busby Nekkid? NEKKID? Kid's got enough on his plate, help a brother out Phanatic, keep your clothes!

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Kraig Lasher damn I was def not original on the shaving thing haha

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Kelly Taylor Give me my pants back Jason

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Mary Gallagher-Eaton Cool … No Tan Lines !

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Matthew Dignan This mouth is this large for a reason 😉 kinky

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Steve Galan LOLbraves

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Edward Regan If your streaking you better run faster or you gonna get tazed!

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Steve Galan seriously theyre probably both just making fun of the braves

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Chris Haldeman Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. What's up? My cock!

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Deb Schoch I said meet me right after the game, NOT in right field

    2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people · 
  • Kate Daisey Love it!!!

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Matthew Carson When the Phanatic said that he'd streak on the field if the Braves seriously lost to the NATIONALS…Jayson thought he was lying.

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Troy Michael Vincent IM NOT CHASE UTLEYS WIFE, BUT IM NAKED AND RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU.

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Tom Pierson ‎"We're going streaking to the quad…everyone's doing it!"

    2 hours ago ·  ·  3 people · 
  • Maryann Pennise Kugler Did you use my razor?

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Oscar Cruz STREAKINGGGG!!!!

    2 hours ago ·  · 
  • Brent Rohm Can I have your socks?

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Cathy Melfi Buff meets Gruff.

    2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Jenifer Sill You mean I'm not dreaming, I really am naked at work?

    about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Justin Geller ‎"Can you check this out and tell me what it is?" -Phanatic

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Gregory Huber Excuse me Mr. Alien we're trying to play a baseball game here.

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Ashley Leibouvitz the two sexiest & hairiest men in baseball. 🙂

    about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Shawn Cunningham ‎3 more games-Phanatic

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Paul Monistere ‎"Ethel, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON"

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Mary Brown You talkin to me? I said, are you talkin to me!?!

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Matt Hagy JAYSON, WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Doug Bryson Now that I'm doing commercials can you give me Scott Boras's number? He could get me a movie deal.

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Meredith Stevenson I didn't realize it was a clothing optional game….

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Lynda Sheeron I've got Jeter's razor do you want it?

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Ruth A. Chestnut Who Me !!!!!

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Chris Oakes What? They gonna trade me for YOU?

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Alex Shaffner uh…yea

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Kim Hanley Hey Jayson, What's it werth to you?

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Gregory Repice Can you tell my how I register as a sex offender?

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Princess Kimba Holland I just can't quit you!

    about an hour ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Patrick Grant aka date night. werth goes to phanatic. and will you for the love of GOD PLEASE PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Alex Hargaden Jason, you DO NOT lead the league in hair, I DO!!!!

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Steffen Personette ‎..this is akward..

    about an hour ago ·  · 
  • Ed McGowan It ain't easy being Green!

    59 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person · 
  • Abdul Dajani Hey werth i'm feelin good 🙂 keep it up

    52 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Brit Lee Yo phannie put some shorts on.

    49 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Charlie Gagliardi if you stay, you can have it all

    47 minutes ago ·  · 
  • John C Nickle ‎"Dad is it really you! ! !"

    41 minutes ago ·  · 
  • John Rossi Dude, this is not Varsity Blues and you are not Ali Larter.

    41 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Gregory Huber And on that day the Phanatic made Philadelphia the capital of baseball streaking.

    38 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Theresa Mehall ‎" Werth, how bad do you wanna stay?"

    31 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Ron Damiani Jr. Dude… If you don't put on a shirt right now, I'M going to TAZE you!

    21 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Dan Morgan Is that a zucchini in your pants or…oh…you don't have any pants…

    18 minutes ago ·  · 

 

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6 Responses

  1. National media taking shot at Philly fans? No never… It just gets old, I dont understand why national sports shows/blogs/papers/websites, always criticize philly fans for being too passionate. You would think that we are the kind of fans that ESPN and Real Sports would want to attract since we live and breath with The phils and the birds(and some of us the Flyers, and the 12 of us that follow the 6ers). Idk just a thought

  2. While it really bothers me that the national media portrays it like Philadelphia is the ONLY place fans are obnoxious and bad things happen….let’s keep it real. The Philly fan reputation is well earned. While I am a 4 for 4 Philly guy, there are plenty of idiots at the games.

  3. People sure are quick to put down Philly fans by accusing them of booing Santa, but why does no one ever mention that “Santa” was twenty, skinny, and a stumbling drunk? Either get the story right or STFU.

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