A Must Listen: Epic Redskins Rant

Chad Dukes is on the right (heh)

This is an all-timer.  DC Radio Host Chad Dukes rants on the misery that is the current state of the Washington Redskins.  I guess the Eagles just have this kind of effect on people.  

There really are no words to do this justice, so here’s a few pull-out quotes from the rant, just in case you’re not convinced to listen yet.

Stupid stadium… go screw… how dare you… it’s not just one game… how dare you… you embarrassed the nation’s capital… having Albert Haynesworth do the worm on the field… I’m northern Virginia, I’m D.C… you kill me, you make me sick… you suck Dan Snyder

The best part?  LaVar Arrington in the background continuously saying “get ’em.” Listen after the jump.

Thanks to readers Eric and Michael for the heads up.

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  • Chris November 17, 2010 at 9:00 am

    I love how he starts it off with “let me know if I’m going overboard…”

  • Tyson November 17, 2010 at 9:04 am

    This guy is way better than Howard Eskin.

  • Jennifer Janke November 17, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Absolutely priceless!!!

  • Danny November 17, 2010 at 9:20 am

    “It look like he was just DEAD…”

  • echz November 17, 2010 at 9:43 am

    Can someone start a count of how many times “Get ’em” is said?

  • matt November 17, 2010 at 10:13 am

    agree with Tyson

  • Brian November 17, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Absolutely awesome

  • Jay November 17, 2010 at 10:28 am

    LaVar Arrington is so annoying saying “get ’em” every second…..but Chad Dukes is 100% right.

  • John E. November 17, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Kind of reminds me of Chris Farley’s “you’re gonna end up in a van down by the river” rant.

  • raycool November 17, 2010 at 11:03 am

    This is so sad….lol
    go birds

  • D November 17, 2010 at 11:33 am

    saw this last night was going to email it to you guys at crossing broad

  • Chris G November 17, 2010 at 11:50 am

    I respect this rant. He was completely justified in going off like that.

  • chris Again November 17, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Fuck Vick. Go Eagles.

  • chris Again November 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    This guy is a pussy. Try Being an Eagles fan guy.

  • Times_yours November 17, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    So 50% of the stadium is Eagles fans yet the Redskins fanbase is “passionate?”
    Contradictory I say. However, I do think the majority of attending fans in Washington are blue bloods.

  • DHitman21 November 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Awesome!!!!! I couldn’t agree more and Im glad you said it cause Im sick of this Crap.

  • Stu November 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    I love Chad Dukes and his rant is epic. Why does Lavar have to ruin it by saying Get ’em every second interrupting Chad’s flow?

  • Ryan November 17, 2010 at 7:01 pm


  • Forget about it November 18, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Calling all season ticket holders: time to file a ‘failure to perform’ lawsuit against the team for that game. That was not football. It was Ohio State attempting to play against the Florida for the National Championship years back.
    We are old, slow, and washed up. This team is a retirement community with junior talent sprinkled in. I’m done wasting money, time, and energy on this team and franchise.
    Nice rant too.

  • Cheap Jordans February 14, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    She must determine whether that person can afford all this got to bear her spoiled, her vexatious, her stubbornness, her pessimism, all her character flaws and always stubbornly persists!

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