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You know that evil laugh crazy chicks have- the one that's usually accompanied by wide eyes and bipolar disorder?

Doug Collins is developing that laugh.  And it only took a month of coaching the Sixers (!!).

Did you want to foul there [3.5 seconds remaining]?

"Not shooting a 50 footer (evil laughs).  The thing about it is, that's where you got to be careful.  Because when a guy's running at you with the ball like that, you got to know when he sees you coming, he's going to pick up the ball at launch it."

 

Dude's not gonna make it.  

The :40 second mark is where shit gets scary.