Everything Must Go! If You Can Carry It, You Can Keep It! Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man!

This isn't going to end well.

The folks from Comcast Spectacor are giving away EVERYTHING at the Spectrum this Saturday… for the reasonable price of $25.

Go to the Spectrum on Saturday morning at 8 AM and buy a ticket that will allow you to enter the arena between 9 and 11. "If you can carry it, you can keep it," is the slogan they're going with.  Your $25 even includes a commemorative Spectrum crystal, which I'm guessing is nothing more than hardened urine and soda spills.

So what can you get?

"Folding chairs, used televisions, some office furniture, couches, computer equipment, and other collectibles."

And trash cans.


Nothing like playing on the irrational spontaneity of fans by having them do your dirty work in what might turn into some sort of horrible WWE style Royal Rumble with crazed fans fighting over beer stained seats.

See you on Saturday.


19 Responses

  1. I’d pay $25 for a couple of folding chairs with the logo on them. You’re right that it might get heated though.

  2. Kyle, I will be there with a video camera as well… are hand trucks, bungee cords and bags allowed?

  3. sadly, no.
    Patrons will be allowed to take as much as they can carry (up to four chairs per person) with no re-entry into the arena. Tools and hand carts are prohibited.

  4. I’m considering going just to record video of this, it sounds like it’s going to be fantastic. Sorta like Black Friday at Wal-Mart only people will be fighting over 40-year old disgusting trash cans.

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