With those joystick skills of his, how could he not make opposing coaches ill?  [NY Post]

“I was just like everyone else was, put the pencil down and become a fan,” he said.

Really? The greatness of the Eagles turned Coughlin into a regular fan?

“Not really,” Coughlin admitted. “I got indigestion and a stomach ache.”

So what does Coughlin plan to do to contain Vick?

“Try to get the 12th man out there,” Coughlin said jokingly. “We’re working … on that.”

Keep working, overrated coach.  We're t-minus three days until first place.

H/T to uber-reader Victoria for the heads up