NFL

Stop It!

Kyle Scott | 13 years ago

The Daily News ran this artwork today on their Eagles blog. It is an image from reader Mike Cessario paying homage to Michael Vick's latest nickname, Starship 7.

Some thoughts: Michael Vick has legs! Where are his legs? Why is he silver, is this a race thing? Where's Marcus Hayes? Did he just crash into a comet? What the hell is going on here?!

Thank you, John Gruden, you have created a monster. We've gone futuristic enough with wind turbines and solar panels, can our quarterback not be a flying craft, please?

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Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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