The Daily News ran this artwork today on their Eagles blog.  It is an image from reader Mike Cessario paying homage to Michael Vick's latest nickname, Starship 7.

Some thoughts: Michael Vick has legs!  Where are his legs?  Why is he silver, is this a race thing? Where's Marcus Hayes? Did he just crash into a comet?  What the hell is going on here?!

Thank you, John Gruden, you have created a monster.  We've gone futuristic enough with wind turbines and solar panels, can our quarterback not be a flying craft, please?