Marc Zumoff and Eric Snow Awkwardly Argue

This is awesome.  In case you weren't watching the Sixers game last night (call it a hunch), here's video of the awkward three minute exchange between Marc Zumoff and Eric Snow, as they debated the existence of the Cavaliers in the wake of LeBron.

One thing is clear: Eric Snow is an idiot.  Zumoff was simply trying to make the point that LeBron made the guys around him better than they were (very true), but Snow and his small mind latched onto the flip side of the argument- the players were there to make LeBron better- completely ignoring the fact that both things could happen at the same time.  ZOMG!

It's like one of those reading comprehension questions from grade school: What can you infer from the players around LeBron?

Zumoff: While the other players were there to make LeBron better, his very presence made them better.

Snow: The other players were there to make LeBron better, NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN HAPPEN BESIDES THAT ONE LONE FACT.  JUMP SHOOTERS…. …. I LOVE LAMP.

About halfway into the exchange, it got to a point where both guys were arguing just for the sake of arguing, and somehow poor Jrue Holiday got brought into the mix.

Incredibly, it took Snow until the two minute mark to break out the "I know because I played with LeBron, Zoo!" card.  

Excellent parting shot from Snow at the 2:45 mark that throws Zoo for a loop.  But Zoo came back for more, albeit briefly,  just before the half (second video).

Sixers basketball, feel the excitement!


9 Responses

  1. Made him better, made them better, made him better, made them better, made him better, made them better, made him better, made them better, made him better, made them better, made him better, made them better
    zumov: nahhhhhhhhhh, i don’t think so

  2. You feel like Zumoff realizes he’s arguing with a moron when he says, “Let’s get back to the game at hand” but apparently it was just his way of saying “Shut up so I can think of another way to illustrate my point”.

  3. I didn’t think it was possible, but Eric Snow actually makes the Sixers even more unwatchable than they were before.

  4. Ugh, Chris. I couldn’t agree with you more. We need to find a replacement!
    This, however, is nothing short of HILARIOUS! Nothing like getting locked into that good ol’ endless argument.
    Clearly, Eric Snow has some unaddressed demons and hangups about his career. Poor thing.

  5. I was cracking up during that! They weren’t even calling the game! I actually like Eric Snow but I have to tell you when Ed Stefanski subbed for a few games, I thought he was stellar! Maybe they should switch jobs.

  6. Sounds like Snow is sort of defending the philosophy when he was here with Iverson, where Brown/King basically assembled a defensive/rebounding team around AI and then let him take 30 shots a game and hope he hit 40% of them, as opposed to just looking for complimentary offensive players for LeBron like Cleveland did.
    I think…I listened 3 times and still really couldn’t tell where he was going with that.

  7. I didn’t think it was possible, but Eric Snow is worse than Bob Salmi.
    Why is it so hard for them to replace Nix?

  8. I want the Mayor back next to Zumoff calling the games..or how about bringing in Gary Matthews? He isnt doing anything right now, and he is guarenteed entertainment.

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