Dear Mets Fans,

We actually feel sorry for you.

This latest ad from the Metropolitans diguises itself as breaking news to announce the signing of a big name free agent.  But no, because they are awful, it's an ad for 10% off season tickets.

On a parellel path, the Phillies sold 35,000 tickets on Tuesday.

The Amazin' Mets, folks.

The video: [via Deadspin]