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I would say either, “Who’s dick to I have to suck for us to get a few more goals around here?” or “Suddenly, dick. Right in the face.”
“Reverse leap frog?”
“Get Fresh. Go Fast. Indeed”
“I thought you DIDN’T have a gag reflex?”
“Thats how he became captain”
this was the hit of the game last night at the arena…how bad does your team have to be in order for the hit of the game to be 2 guys from the opposing team who run into each other
“Crosby and Malkin do this all the time.”
“SURPRISE BLOWJOB!”
“Ritchie, can this wait? Yeah you lost the bet, but could you suck my balls at a BETTER time?”
Did you do something different with your hair?
Oh, and this:
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“He puts the biscuit in the basket!!”
Looks like there already IS a caption! Get fresh, baby!!
2 mins for holding the stick.
…And JVR puts the biscuit in the basket.
“I’ve been waiting for you to rob my cradle, but can we at least wait until intermission?”
JVR’s JUNK almost gave him a concussion.
This used to give Keith Primeau a headache
I do believe that Riemsdyk got a 5 minute penalty for spearing…
Helmet to helmet hit.
Get Fresh. Go Fast.
BALLS!
james van ramsdick
Don’t touch my junk.
“Ritchie, dude, ‘Blades of Glory’ wasn’t real and I don’t look like fuckin’ Jon Heder.”
Just the first cup Richie will be kissing this year!
JVR showed him his ATM receipt apparently…
Richie, your lucky your wearing a visor, you should have seen what happened to Craig Mactavish when he was in your position!
“Thank God our equipment manager used FeBreeze!”
Devils games have become such a joke, JVR and Richie spent their ice time doing their best Malkin and Crysby impression.
Get Fresh. Go Fast. Ok, maybe not quite THAT fast, big guy…
Come on man, at least buy me dinner first!
Hey! While you’re down there…
The ONLY cup a Flyer will ever kiss!!
I bet I can guess what you ate for dinner last night by sniffing your crotch……. oh yeah I bet you can’t…. ok let’s try im thinking crosbys mom…. dank how’d you guess……
So which piece of wood you think I have a better chance of scoring with tonight?
if you add the numbers on their jerseys together, that’s how much one of those would cost.
So THAT’S how JVR stepped up his game…
This is how Carts told me how to do it!
Looks like we’ve been spending too much time with the Penguins.
Grip it ‘n rip it Richie
i dont care what you do NO MORE COOKIES
WINNER WINNER EVERYTIME….
“Oh well, at least it beats Crosby’s dirty sanchez.”
“Hey Richards, did you hear about that collision? You know, the one between my balls and your chin.”
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