So I Got a Press Release from El Wingador…

El_wingador
Actually, his manger. Usually I would add snarky comments to this sort of thing, but I'm just going to post it, verbatim, for your reading pleasure:

El Wingador 2.O

Philadelphia, PA – – After 3 years in the dark, El Wingador, Bill Simmons, is rising back into the light like a phoenix rising out of the ashes, to conquer the 2011 Wing Bowl.   The new El Wingador has improved his strategies to become a stronger, more than life -size, chicken-eating machine.  One of his strategies is to combine forces with Rastelli Direct, a 5-star restaurant qualify meat/seafood supplier.

El Wingador and Rastelli Direct have created a champion product line ranging from wings, and  sauces to  poultry and meats. This team effort is important to Bill, because it is healthy and provides a healthy training regiment to prepare for the Wing Bowl. Rather than eating huge amounts of cheese steaks, piazzas  and burgers, El Wingador is eating pounds of sushi grade Scottish salmon,  all natural Black Angus filets and  free range chicken.    Rastelli Direct provides food that is processed packed and shipped in Rasteilli state of the art facilities.    The products from the El Wingador line are USDA inspected to ensure the products are wholesome.

Not only is El Wingador eating the best in quality and health he is eating food for free. Rastelli Direct provides an opportunity for everyone to participate in a referral program.  Refer friends to shop for food online and in return, purchase  restaurant quality food for free. 

The biggest impact of El Wingador’s return to the ring is eating healthy while training and sharing his secrets that with his friends and family.  With Fire in his heart and healthy food in his stomach, El Wingador 2.0 will be a fierce opponent to face at this year’s Wing Bowl 19.  To see what a true champion of food eats visit www.elwingador.com

After Wing Bowl come hang out at the official El Wingador at Phily Sports Bar in Runnemede.   El Wingador will share healthy eating with Rasteilli Direct.

 

Feel free to opine in the comments. That is all. Cliff Lee.

Share on facebook
Facebook
Share on twitter
Twitter
Share on linkedin
LinkedIn
Share on email
Email

15 Responses

  1. Thank you for always keeping us on the o-so-important, cutting edge of Philly sports information…but always refocusing us on what’s important. Clifton Pfifer Lee.

  2. I could rip it apart for the grammatical, spelling and punctuation errors, instead I will just enjoy the bad dye job.

  3. Kyle thanks for posting it anyway, I sent out the rough drafts by accident. But non the less people are still reading and any press is good press. Thanks again.

  4. Is it just me or would anyone else like to see him bashed over the head with a metal chair mid competition?! Not my fault he dresses like a crappy Professional Wrestler…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *