I received an email yesterday around 4 P.M. that said the following…

Subject: Pat Burell —- Go on…

Body: The man, the legend, Pat the Bat —- I'm hooked, what else you got?

How about two pictures of Bat in boxer briefs and The Machine costume, respectively.

A search revealed these had already been posted on Barstool Sports. Quick check with El Presidente said that we were cool to use one. And boom, that's why you're staring at a picture of Pat Burrell, who is apparently now divorced, wearing nothing but boxer briefs, draped over the shoulder of three broads who probably deposited their last meal into a toilet. It was allegedy taken at Barry Zito’s $9 million Tuscan Mansion in California. But the where is not important. It's the what.

This is why we created an award for him, folks.

Second pic that further proves Pat is, indeed, The Machine- right here.

H/T Jimbo and Ian