Alex Rodriguez is a Colossal Douchebag

As if you didn't already know that.

A-Rod, who was shown being hand-fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz at the Super Bowl- which would be cool if Cameron Diaz hadn't boned half of Hollywood and starred in a 1992 sadomasochism video (it happened, look it up, folks)- is real pissed off that 111 million people saw it: [SNY]

 “He really went ballistic — thinking the cameraman was out to get them in a paparazzi-like shot. … That’s so crazy,” said my source. “Anyone who knows anything about producing a live sports event — especially something as huge as the Super Bowl — would know that those celebrity shots are purely random.

“A-Rod, of all people, should know that.”


Of course, nobody shown in the shot before it- including, by my count, John Madden, George and Laura Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas, Ashton Kutcher, and Emmit Smith- seemed to have a problem with being seen on TV at the largest sporting event on the planet.

A-Rod was given a guarantee he wouldn't be shown again by FOX cameras. And he wasn't.

No word on if Diaz helped him safely remove the sand from his vagine.



16 Responses

  1. How about the fact there were what 3 seats open there for those 400 people who couldnt get one…HEY AROD…TIME TO GROW UP!

  2. It’s almost as if he doesn’t want anyone to know they are dating. If I were Cameron I would question why he was so bothered by people seeing us together.
    Regardless, Howard Stern did a pretty good riff on it the other day. He said how A-Rod might as well wear a crown and have people feeding him grapes and fanning him. He also questioned why it was such a problem that the world saw a hot chick (questionable assesment) feeding him.

  3. ‘sand from his vagine’, I gotta ask WTF? Sure you didn’t mean the knob of Jeter’s bat from his ass?

  4. “‘sand from his vagine’, I gotta ask WTF? Posted by: Yardbird | February 08, 2011 at 04:56 PM
    I reckon the lad was thinking of this (could of swore he posted it last week but I guess I saw it on the telly):
    Notice Aroid has bigger breasts–I mean pecs–than Miss Diaz. I wonder how much bigger they were when he was juicing? Likely they were the same size, just firmer.
    Speaking of which, I think Cameron’s no longer in the wank-bin now. She ain’t doing it for me after seeing those pics. I wonder what’s the turn-on with her for Aroid?

  5. If I’m Cameron Diaz, I wouldn’t have dumped my dignity in the toilet to feed popcorn to a horse’s ass like A-Rod in the first place.

  6. You people are all idiots including Kyle Scott. Granted, A-Rod is a douchbag, But if your going to criticize his girlfriend you could at least get her name right. It’s not Cameron Diaz…….The girl in the pic is Kate Hudson.

  7. Cameron Diaz was total spank bank material back in the 90’s, just take a look at her in The Mask. Way past her prime nowadays, and a douche chaser to boot.

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