Here's my money to buy the team. Straight up cash, homey.
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Kyle Scott
Here's my money to buy the team. Straight up cash, homey.
[see related: The Mets are Worthless]
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I don’t have a caption. But it’s funny that Mr. Met, the one thing that’s sort of cool about the Mets, is totally outclasses by the Phanatic.
I’ll help you pack the Mayflower truck…
“If those bastards have to cut my salary I am so out of this shithole.”
Mr Met: Am I the only one going to spring training?
here is the bag of vaseline cause we’re gonna need it
This bag is from Mr. Madoff.
Are u sure that isn’t umpire bribe $$$$ getting dropped off in brick city
Here are the roids you asked for. Now a deal’s a deal, get me in as the phanatic.
October already?
you think the pirates stink? oh god, hold your nose…that’s some high quality manure!!! we’re gonna be the worst team in the league this year
Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets, step right up and BUY THE METS!
The Wilpon’s are so broke, they needed to enforce the other duties as assigned from Mr. Met’s job description.
The team is cutting costs because of the $300 million dollar lawsuit against us. I’m pulling double duty helping pack for Florida…..
“Be sure to put the box labeled ‘crying towels’ near the door – I think we’re going to need them a little early this year.”
While hitching a ride on the freight truck (due to lack of expenses to afford his own ticket to ride with the team) Mr. Met finds a $20 bill on the ground and it’s officially his best day of the off season.
Rookie hazing for the new starting 2nd baseman!
BE CAREFUL with this bag, it has my Ryan Howard Garden Gnome and Phantastic Phour t-shirt that I am going to get signed in Clearwater!
This is all evidence in Santana’s rape trial? Shit.
David Wright pulling double duties as Mr. Met because he is quoted as saying, “I have had any proud moments on the field, so i figured i’d try out as the mascot. And i feel a great sense of pride as soon as i put the mask on.”
These are Johan Santana’s “Golf Clubs” 😉
Where the hell are we gonna put all this debt?
Seasons over already???? Not surprised.
Omar Minaya took all the good Mexican help with him; all able hands on deck.
Wouldnt this be easier at night like the Colts did when they moved to Indianapolis…be careful with the bag…I have A-Rods “mediation” in there.
Ok man, here’s the last of the KY, gonna need it this year…
“Mr. Met… Are you crying?”
If we are going to move the team shouldn’t we do it in the dark like Art Modell? Just another thing we messed up.
“We couldn’t afford a jet so here’s the team.”
Put ALL THIS on the Phillies to win it all.
“A Day in The Life, Citi Field Edition” : Victim to another New York based Ponzi scheme, Mr Met takes one last look back at his beloved 235 square foot basebent studio apartment before handing over his last remaining material possesions to Roscoe the Repo man. Little does Roscoe know that the bag contains nothing more then NY METS ’07 NL EAST CHAMPION shirts.
don’t open that bag…its filled with cocaine
Here’s Mr. Wilpon’s sex toys. I’ll be back with the other two bags in a few.
Only 161 more bags of tissues left
Jerry Manuel has fallen on hard times- from managing the team to loading the truck.
“This is how I have to keep my job or they’re gonna sell me too.”
Due to a cut in his pay, Mr. Met has resorted to selling cigarettes out of the back of a truck. “Two cartons for $20, 5 for $40!” he shouted.
*Not Pictured; Talent
Bags arent the only things I pack… if you know what I mean.
the steroids are in the bag..unlike our season
::closes truck door, dusts off hands::
Aaaaaand we’re officially out of contention.
Phanatic is a big green GAY! go MR MET
Let me off in Durham, NC. The Durham Bulls mascot is going to ass rape me so the season will seem less painful afterward.
Hes cheap labor.
i believe it is spelled homie