It really isn't nice to laugh at the misadventures of other NL East teams, but we just can't help ourselves.
Francisco Rodrigouez, who is still attending anger management classes after beating the bejesus out of his pseudo father-in-law last year, is due into Spring Training today. His Lamborghini, however, showed up yesterday.
R.A. Dickey arrived via bicycle. There's nothing to say to this, other than that's exactly how you would expect R.A. Dickey to show up to Spring Training.
Jose Reyes was full of bling… and Gatorade.
This plays out like the below scene from Major League. In order of apperance: Jake Taylor as Jason Bay, Pedro Cerrano as Carlos Beltran, Roger Dorn as David Wright, Willie Mays Hayes as Jose Reyes, and Ricky Vaugn as Francisco Rodriguez.
Hop it for the video- which we could only find in Italian…
Meanwhile, over in Clearwater… Chase.
via Michael Barkann
The Amazin' Mets, folks.
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god jose reyes is so gay.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/02/16/gal_spring_training_08.jpg
Wow, how does Niese do it all without legs. Impressive.
do you know the video is in spanish?
It’s Italian- read the caption right above it…
These guys are way to big of Douche Nozzle’s to be compared to the comedic gold that is Major League.
“Hey barkeep, Jobu needs a refill!”
Fuck the mets! Jose Reyes is so gay! Is that a sequenced pleather vest? what a cock sucker! and where is your neck Jose??? looking like T-pain’s little brother!
Somebody (not me, because I’m too lazy), should use the English version of the major league video and dub their faces with the faces of the mets players.
Wonder if Daniel Murphy (slide 5) was hoofin’ it on foot to the Mets facility. My 75-year old uncle has the same socks that he wears the same way.
Maybe this season Jose Reyes can sleep with Jason Bay’s wife.
Keep sweating the 4th place team. I guess even a championship can’t shake the stink of loser off the Phillies and their fans.
Chris,
Everyone makes fun of the Mets, even Mets fans. It’s tradition.
looks like reyes juiced up this off season. will probably have a good year.
@ Chris-
No one is sweating the Mets buddy, just having a little fun. They should be honored to be compared to such a funny movie.
Will there even be a Mets next year? They’re like a billion dollars in debt, and the owners refuse to sell the team.
And your reference to Werth banging Jenny Utley is a garbage unsubstanciated rumor and nothing more.
I like to spend the nights buried in Jose Reyes’ asshole, while me and Dave Wright hit JR with the Effiel Tower!
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Chris doesn’t have a penis. How is that comment even possible?
Noone can be as fly as Krod is on the phillies bringing in the lambo before himself. Thats dope. Jose Reyes is a stud and is much better then GayROll…R.A. Dicker is working on his fitness…
Haters gonna hate….Kyle is jealous of the mets obviously
^umad
loans for bad credit
Francisco Rodriguez’s Lamborghini Shows Up to Spring Training Before… Francisco Rodriguez, Other Mets Spring Training Arrival Highlights – Crossing Broad
loans for bad credit
Francisco Rodriguez’s Lamborghini Shows Up to Spring Training Before… Francisco Rodriguez, Other Mets Spring Training Arrival Highlights – Crossing Broad
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