This Isn't Awful: Phillies Eagles (Black and Yellow) Remix
In case you haven't heard enough awful ripoffs of Wiz Khalifa's Black and Yellow yet (like this one), here's one by K Yaamean (birth name?) about the Phillies and Eagles.
Perhaps the Phillies and Flyers would make more sense right now, but it's a start. Please God, let someone other than the Sixers play a game soon.