Welcome to the Party, Kris Versteeg

Kris_versteeg_rappingComing to a Sea Isle bar near you…

Excellent move by GM Paul Holmgren. A bit Amaro-like, if you will.

Adding Kris Versteeg, who won a Stanley Cup last year and has 14 goals and 21 assists on a shitty team this year, is exactly the type of move that puts teams over the edge. The Flyers are stacked. They have one of the best defensive units in the league, a set of forwards where Jeff Carter- who may be the most natural scorer on the team- is like the fourth option, two solid goaltenders, and, for my money, one of the best coaches in the league.

Balls to the wall, Holmer. Balls to the wall.

We won't hold that 06.09.10 tattoo on Versteeg's arm against him. And this video of him rapping will do nothing but serve him well in his role as Carts' remora.

Video after the jump.



8 Responses

  1. No disrespect to Carter, but that girl is a lot classier looking than some of the girls you’ve shown who’ve supposedly been Cartered in the past. So the rapping must work on some level.
    But what’s with that other unseen chick (assuming it is with the fingernails) to the lower left giving him a titty rub?
    Does getting Versteeged have the same cache as getting Cartered? Only time will tell, but neither will hold a candle to a night with Pat Burrell.

  2. It would be pretty trippy to beat a team in the Stanley Cup finals, only to go to that exact team you beat and win the cup with them the next year.

  3. Or you can be Marian Hossa and lose one year to the Stanley Cup Champs, jump ship to that winning team in the off-season and then lose again in the finals. The guy lucked out on his third team.

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