Choose one:

Who covers– The Sixers are a 9 1/2 point favorite in something?? The line is whispering sweet nothings into your ear. Sixers.

Winter Classic– I’m actually going to go with Beaver Stadium. I’d rather see one at the Linc, but having the Flyers play the Penguins at the mid-point in front of 100,000 people would be awesome. Beaver stadium.

Jayson Werth– He gets one cheer. After that, seven years of hell.

Crossing Broads– Why you gotta do that to a bro? Both are attention starved sports babes. Neither take a bad photograph. Both are A-list jersey chasers dating B-C-list Scottie Upshall and a long snapper. Both are delightful, I’m going to upload sexy pictures of me doing nice things on Twitter narcissists. Julie Dorenbos has read this site and conversed with me. Dorenbos.

Crossing Bros– Now what kind of a stalker would I be if I didn’t pick Carts? Upshall, he looks nice.

Ditch– Sheen actually wields some power and, as odd as it may seem, totally owns his drug induced sex rampages. Dude is stiffing escorts for companionship, plus has dished out some shady investment advice. Nails.

CBL Question of the day, after the jump.

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