Choose one:

Who wins– The guy I played against in NHL ’11 last night smoked me with the Isles. The game is very realistic. My logic sucks. Isles.

Makes you hate Zherdev– The cat pic looks like he may actually be trying to be a reasonable human being. It’s the chick who makes that picture scary. The butt grab and, more importantly, the face in that picture really grinds my gears. Butt grab.

Jimmy Rollins– Contract year. Swag off, Rose on. Rose.

Crossing Broads– This seems like a no-brainer, but I’m going to go with Julie Bowen. Sofia Vergara is larger than life and that accent would get old real fast. Bowen, on the other hand, sports a cute, every-woman look, successfully manages a nutty household and a shitty husband, plus just reeks of a Diane Lane in Unfaithful outburst, after a couple more years of Phil. For that, we are all winners. Julie Bowen.

Crossing Bros– Zoo might have the look (maybe), but is there any part of you that wouldn’t want to hear Jim Jackson announce a sexual escapade? Winds and fires and scores! Jackson.

Sticks around longer– Gadhafi. He’s been in power longer and seems more willing to fight. Raul’s beard would get wiped with rough sandpaper.

CBL Question of the day, after the jump.

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