Here’s a Guy Who Compared Michael Vick to Jesus

Oh Christ.

Michael Vick is being honored by the… deep breath… Southeastern Virginia Arts Association for "overcoming obstacles" and being an example of "life success for all to emulate."

Perhaps they might want to just skip over the 27-29 years.

Official Michael Muhammad (likely not Irish Catholic) defended the SEVAA's decision to honor Vick. [WMAL]

"People talk about Michael Vick like he was a convicted felon, well so was Jesus Christ, yet he was able to do things above and beyond the naysayers."


Just think, if the Romans would have just slapped Jesus with the franchise tag, history may be different. Too far?

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4 Responses

  1. You know, in the eight years I spent at St. John Bosco I never heard a word about Jesus torturing dogs.

  2. This is possibly the stupidest quotation on the entire internet. Jesus? Really? Emulating a criminal will get you nowhere in life. His only redeeming quality is that he runs like a deer and that makes him a valuable commodity in our twisted society. Knowledge.

  3. Just because you didn’t hear about Jesus torturing dogs, doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. Jesus also really hated gay people and that isn’t reported in the Bible.

  4. are we talking about Jesus or THE Jesus from The Big Lebowski?! Cause we all know what “The Jesus” will do to people…

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