I'll Be Drunk at The Tiki Bar
In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty much always plugged in to this here webternet site. That's not good. It's not good for my eyes, it's not good for my social life, and, despite the dick-in-the-back lumbar support on my chair, it's not good for my posture, thanks to the frighteningly hunched over way I stare at my screen. It's time for a vacation. I'm heading to Clearwater until Monday.
March is a bit of a slow month in local sports. Other than college basketball, there's not much gong on. We're just waiting for the Flyers regular season to end without incident, the Eagles are in the middle of what is going to be a very long offseason, the only news coming out of spring training is injuries, and people are just now starting to care about the Sixers. Seems like as good a time as any to unplug for a few days.
I'll have a couple updates, but otherwise Ryan, John, and Adam will have you covered for the next few days. Think of them as your safe big spoon to keep you protected for a few days while your lover goes away to play. You can cuddle, just don't touch.
If you're in Clearwater this weekend, feel free to say hello. I'll be drunk at the tiki bar.