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ESPN.com just posted a slant piece from Rick Reilly, which basically criticizes NFL owners for making money.

I'm firmly on the side of the players in this, especially considering there are no guaranteed contracts and many players only have a small window of career earnings opportunity- like these guys, who asked Brandon Graham for money. However, Reilly takes aim at owners for the mere fact that they're rich. How rich, you ask? Well, in total, they're worth about $40 billion. And Oscar winner Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie has a big house: [ESPN.com]

Jeffrey Lurie, owner of the Philadelphia Eagles, owns an 18-bedroom estate with a three-hole golf course, two-lane bowling alley, two-story recreation center and indoor tennis court. He's really going to lock players out? For what, his own ski hill?

 

Zing.

This comes on the heels of Bill Simmons' column, which was a 3,000 hypothetical on Simmons as a greedy blogger (imagine that?—get your tickets and t-shirts right here) who acted just like the greedy NFL owners- a much more descriptive and understanable piece about the impending lockout.

But making fun of Lurie is always fun, so let's just ignore the topic and laugh at his indoor tennis court. Heh. 

H/T to Daniel