Charlie Sheen Bails Out Lenny Dykstra… Seriously

Duhhhh! Bailing!

Something you can only find in the Dykstra Zone, TMZ is reporting that Charlie Sheen paid more than $20,000 to bail out former Phillie Lenny Dykstra.

The embattled Dykstra was arrested recently for bankruptcy fraud and his bail was set at $150,000. Sheen came forward with 15% of the cash-money so Nails could go free… for now.

When Sheen was asked about his actions, he replied. "The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock."

I suppose that Sheen owed him one, considering that Dykstra hired a lawyer to try and help his buddy get back on the set of "Two and a Half Men" after he was fired last month.

It's scumbags helping scumbags, folks… like watching a car accident in slow motion.

Happy Tuesday!


3 Responses

  1. I’ve got to give props to Chuck E. (Estavez)!
    Just think, how boring our lifes would be if Lenny went away for good.
    Just like that guy in Shawshank talking about feeling guilty for missing a pretty bird being in a cage, even though he’s glad it’s free. Or something like that.

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