Just in time for the return of Jayson Werth (almost like it was planned or something…), comes this latest jam from Philly Phaithful: Bitter Beard Face.

Oh look at that: Perfectly tailored center point beard, douchey glasses which say I don't need your conformity, dollar sign on hat, overly bitter why didn't the Phillies think I was worth this much my career-high 99 RBIs just begs to be paid nine figures look? It's all here.


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