Mets Beat Writer Manages to Lampoon Mets, His Professional Existence

Former Phillies beat writer Andy Martino – now covering the Mets – had the lede of the year in today's NY Daily News:  [via @JimmyTraina]

Blah blah blah blah rain blah blah blah Niese blah blah Astros blah blah Mets got spanked. Blah blah, 6-1. We really don't know what else to tell you about this one. But we will try:

It was cold and wet at Citi Field, and the Mets flatlined for one minute shy of three hours against one of the worst teams in baseball. Actually, now the Mets (5-12) are worse than Houston – and the rest of the National League - as they slipped below the Astros (6-11). Could there be a less stimulating April ballgame than the one between these sorry opponents? The only appropriate word is blah.


Somewhere, Ke$ha is suing for copyright infringement.

The Amazin' Mets, folks.

The video summary is after the jump… OK, I won't put you through that. It's a Ke$ha video.


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