Your Playoff CB Six Pack

Sixers line: It’s telling me something. Higher than margin of Game 1. Sadly, Heat.

Goal: Bouche. I like Bob. Think he’s highly talented. But he’s been wildly inconsistent and was flopping around like a late-career Ron Hextall on Saturday. Stay in the net, Bob. Bouche is steady, experienced, and the perfect come-full-circle story to lead this team to the Cup.

Gonzo or Murphy: I actually enjoy both of their work. Gonzo has the balls to be different and is generally funny. Since leaving 97.5, he’s taken the Buzz Bissinger go fuck yourself road. I like it. Murphy, on the other hand, while oozing dangerous levels of smug that could pollute post-tsunamic waters (too soon?), writes with humor and color. It’s a breath of fresh air from a beat writer. That being said, Gonzo made fun of his game. Gonzo.

Tortured existence: Lavs’ gum. It’s the mucilage equivalent of children who are told to leave the room when daddy yells at mommy. 

Crossing Broads: Michelle Beadle. Cute, perky, and hosted an entire series devoted to showing off baseball parks.

Crossing Bros: I’m fairly certain Ville Leino has fucking killed someone with a fishing line. That wins.

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6 Responses

  1. I wouldn’t touch Michelle Beadle with a 10 foot pole since she’s Matthew Barnaby’s sloppy seconds.

  2. meet charissa thompson and michelle beadle both in person and then vote again….charissa clearly

  3. With Chris Pronger out, is there any chance the Flyers can get Statham to suit for tonight’s game? I dare the jabroni from Buffalo who takes a run on HIM!

  4. Right-on, Riley. Beadle’s got that Heidi Montag bad nip-tuck thing going (plus, she looks like she’s probably a dead fish in the sack), and Charissa looks like what Erin Andrews should look had they done the surgery to Erin properly. And she’s definitely got the better body:
    Especially her boobage:
    Cole agrees:

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