Video: All The Ladies in Clearwater Love Chase

Kyle Scott - May 16, 2011

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Yo, Chase, we really need you up here. Chase?… Chase!!!

Life is tough being Chase Utley. After tonight's 1-for-4 rehab start, Uts took a few moments to say goodbye to what looked like a close friend… and two coeds who were ogling him like a dyslexic kid holding a bag of M & Ms.

The chick on the right has a certain Elisha Cuthbert quality to her, while her friend is about seven sheets to the wind. Only then do you rub your hands on a baseball bag… she's rubbing his baseball bag. My, what big bats you have!

Oh, Chase. Keep on keepin' on. You take your time down there, good sir.

Thanks to reader Peter for the video

8 Comments

  • dave May 16, 2011 at 11:44 pm

    The girl on the left has a priceless expression while Utley hugs the older woman on the right, like she’s daring the blonde to cup his crotch and moan.

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  • Timmy May 17, 2011 at 12:19 am

    that was from thursdays game when him and chooch left.

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  • Iron Balls McGinty May 17, 2011 at 1:28 am

    It may be the whiskey, but it looks like the gals are actually shaking Chase’s hand, cause his arm is in front of the bag.
    I think your just jellous Boyo becuase the gals got to hobnob and get all touchie-feelie with the subject of your utmost infatuayeshun. Hahahahahahahah
    Anyway:
    “The chick on the right has a certain Elisha Cuthbert quality to her…”
    Krikey! That might not be a good thing. Sean Avery’s sloppie secondses is heading for that wall real qwik. I tried to watch that new show of hers but I couldn’t get thru 5 minutes. But I did watch long enough to notice that she’s got the flubber arm thingie going on. And that means there’s something extra going on with the rest of that body. She must of swallowed a lot of haggandas together with all that anxiety after 24 got the shyte can.

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  • 3 Finger Lenny May 17, 2011 at 8:08 am

    That blonde gave chase the f me eyes.

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  • PhiladelPhever May 17, 2011 at 9:09 am

    @Iron Balls
    I’d side with you in a bet that Kyle’s just jealous. What slightly homo-erotic blogger wouldn’t want Chase to teach them how to swing a bat? 😉

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  • Peter May 17, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    i like how chase doesn’t even get to keep his own number in single-a…

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  • Kyle Scott May 17, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    no but he got hers.
    (kidding!)

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  • D. Connelly May 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Hahaha @ “reader Peter”….pumpkin eater, met a porn star loved to Tweet her. haha. silly.

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