You just knew the Fast Cash Gold Centers sideline report wasn't going to go smoothly

Sometimes we just have to smile, shake our heads, and embrace our existence as fans.

However, the Rockies' broadcast crew should have known better than to air a live interview with Phillies fans during a brief rain delay.

While the grounds crew added Diamond Dust to the field before the start of the fourth inning, Rockies announcer Drew Goodman sent it down to his broadcast partner, Mark (?), who was in the crowd with a Flyers fan… You know where this is going.

While Mark thought this would be a good opportunity to talk about the upcoming Winter Classic at Citizens Bank Park, his esteemed colleague wanted to hear from our friend in orange… Wrong move.

The interview has everything. Weinerish sideline reporter trying to relate to hardened fan, said fan telling the world Denver that his Xbox friend is coming to live with him, alcohol, cursing… it's all here. And Mike Vick!

The video… is after the jump. Accept your fate, folks.

Fist pound to (@JRCarty) for the heads up on the video