Your Memorial Day Weekend Carts: Summer Hath Arrived Edition!

Jeff_carter_jet_skiI'm here!

As I sit on the deck of my family's Ocean City abode, watching the stiff breeze tickle green leaves – which seem to be jumping for joy like a chick getting sprayed with Ryan Madson's hose – I notice a palpable hue of anticipation has filled the late-spring air. No, it's not the unofficial start of summer and the three months of pleasure, fun, and commerce that awaits the Jersey Shore. Rather, it's the sheer joy of knowing that Carts and El Capitan ushered in this great season at The OD last night. Summer hath arrived.

That's right, folks, One Seven and One Eight got things started off on the right foot (or wrong foot, depending on how you read these) in Sea Isle. To the Tweets!

So as to not give folks any unwanted pub or attention, I have included links to all of the original Tweets, rather than names.

Jus chilled with mike richards and jeff carter #woooorddd

Jeff Carter and Mike Richards are literally 20 feet away from me and my friends at a bar in Sea Isle right now.

Shook Richie's hand and said im a huge Flyers fan. Got a pic with em.

HAHA Jeff Carter is hitting on the ugliest bitch down in Sea Isle at the OD right now #flyers

I just had a great conversation with jeff carter, and he was hands down the coolest guy I ever met

When you walk into the OD and Jeff Carter and Mike Richards are talking to fatter bitches than you are #flyers

Ripping shots with Jeff Carter at the bar last night #priceless #OD #SIC

 

Ah yes, folks, summer is here. Happy Memorial Day weekend.

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29 Responses

  1. Dude you need to fucking get a life. Why do you care where Carter is and what he is doing. I’m going to tell you right now that I was there last night and two of those tweets are from my friend that was with me and it was awesome meeting the guy. The two of them bust their ass all season and they are in their 20’s I think them having a couple beers isn’t going to destroy the team. Did they win the cup, no, but in a couple weeks i’ll beable to name 28 other teams that didn’t either. Its funny too because last night Carter asked me before we took the picture if it was going to be on the internet and I told him that I’m not that douche from crossing broad. He had himself a little laugh about that because while your blogging in your basement about how “disrepectful” it is for a pro athlete to be having a good time, he’s laughing about how much you don’t have a life. Grow up BRAAHHHHH

  2. Maybe he’ll want to be your friend and want to hang out all the time with you now, you know he could take some slap shots on you at the rink on 59th street and you could rent a surrey together, get some ice cream at scoops, you know since you defended his honor on the internet and all. Jeff Carter if you read this get in touch with Joe Popoleo, you made an instant best bud!

  3. Funny the guy who said I have no life blogging – and making money blogging about – the adventures of Carts , amon many other things, said I have no life, yet he took the time, on the Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend, to write a screed at me. Oh yeah, and the fact this post wasn’t in the least bit negative, either. Cool, BRAH

  4. Joe Popoleo, that name alone just screams “secret fag”. Also, nothing wrong with hitting on fat bitches, I mean he lives in Philly, its what comes natural to him.

  5. Haha your funny. Defending his honor? No, but what’s the point of always ripping the same ppl over and over again? You blog about Philly sports but yet you rage on them all day long. Its just a whole bunch of whinning, if Carter hits the cup clinching goal your first post is going to be who he’s celebrating with not about a great performance. Its the same with other Philly teams, you rage on them and their personal lives instead of enjoying the great product that they’ve put in front of you. Its the best time to be a Philadelphia sports fan and all you write about is negativity. Show some appreciation for the guys that put on our cities colors or go out there and do it yourself.

  6. Joe, you can name 28 other teams? Are there 29 teams in the NHL? Or do two teams win the Cup? Would you please clarify this for me? Moron.

  7. 28 other teams besides the flyers and the team that wins the cup =30 understand what u read be for you call someone a moron… it makes you look dumb

  8. Joe has a great point… You all call yourselves fans but all you do is rag on Philly sports teams. If I made the money Carter does in my 20’s I’d be doing the same thing, living the life. Show some Philly pride for once !

  9. You two need to calm down – Joe and Steph. It’s all fun and games. How else are the flyers going to entertain us without being on the playoffs? Jesus Christ – calm your tits.

  10. you all are getting on this kids case bc he is defending Carter?????? look at all of you defending this blogger, yo jockey, poulinsflakjacket, and zach why don’t you get kyle scotts dick outta your mouth. Ill teel you whats gay fallowing around and keeping tabs on some 20 something year old dude
    ALRIGHT STEPH SHOW YOUR PRIDE, PHILS WIN….METS SUCK!!!!

  11. I don’t know about Carts, but I’m enjoying the nice weather!

  12. joe popoleo your 100% right this faggot kyle i love dick in my mouth scott is just jealous that he cant pull guys as well as carter pulls women… and everyone talking shit on joe you all wish you were in carters shoes ” who wouldn’t” probably kyle scott because he makes fun of carter so it would be hypocritical for him to want to be carter… kyle your a faggot… have fun following carter and fingering your butthole… LETS GO FLYERS…

  13. Have fun tonguing Carters balls ERIC SUPERFAN. I’m sure he really needs you to stand up for him behind a keyboard. By the way, he won’t be a Flyer next season anyway. I know that will break you widdle heart that you can’t follow him around SIC and tell him how awesome he is.

  14. Wow, some serious assholes on here feeling big and tough behind their keyboards because they can type “faggot” repeatedly. Carts is a 20-something playboy who lives his life in public– he knows the deal, and doesn’t need a bunch of homophobic little boys standing up for him. Kyle Scott is a blogger who writes for the amusement of those who enjoy the TMZ-style coverage of their local athletes. If you’re not one to enjoy it, stop trolling.
    I’ve got no beef with Carter OR Kyle. But I do have beef with the assholes who feel the need to assert their “manliness” by using homophobic slurs to cover up for their own latent homosexuality.
    *drops the mic*

  15. @Matt – I agree. Athletes know the deal. If they want to mingle in college shore bars, then people are going to talk about it, maybe take pictures. And those pictures may find their way to this thing called the internet. It’s actually been under-reported, outside of blogs, if you asked me. Athletes of past eras liked to go out and have a good time as well, but they seemed a little more discreet about it. More power to him, but ultimately it’s all fair game.

  16. in what way does kyle bash carter? just a couple days ago he was talking about how it would be stupid to trade someone that is such a talented scorer. i think i can speak for most also that its funny how he reports carters where abouts. no one ever said carter was a bad guy.
    Carter is my personal favorite hockey player, but even i admit he gets lost out their sometimes. stop dick eatin, just cause you met the dude doesnt make you his best friend. and your probably an angel and never criticized an athlete, this is a sports blog, thats what is supposed to happen dumb ass. kyle does a pretty good job of being far and calling it as he sees it.
    i still will never understand why people go on sites that they dont like? no one is forcing you to come and check out the posts.

  17. what is the big deal? they like to have beers. its cool they dont mind mingling the the fans. enjoy and quit throwing stones. clarke and the boys would have beers with the fans. let em flucking live!

  18. “HAHA Jeff Carter is hitting on the ugliest bitch down in Sea Isle at the OD right now #flyers”
    “When you walk into the OD and Jeff Carter and Mike Richards are talking to fatter bitches than you are #flyers”
    Hahahahahah
    Still probbly pertier (and easier) than some of those ho-er’s down in Cabo, and they probbly scoring strange a lot better than those poor tweaters.
    Hahahahah

  19. Carter is my personal favorite hockey player, but even i admit he gets lost out their sometimes. stop dick eatin, just cause you met the dude doesnt make you his best friend. and your probably an angel and never criticized an athlete, this is a sports blog, thats what is supposed to happen dumb ass. kyle does a pretty good job of being far and calling cheap runescape gold(http://www.gamegoldfast.com/runescape/buy-runescape-gold.php as he sees it.

  20. keep up the good work Kylie!! majority of fans love this sh*t. Joe Popoleo is a hater brahhhh

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