Your Morning Injury Roundup

15 Responses

1. NOOOOO! How am I supposed to make it through work on a Friday without Crossing Broad updates!!??

2. Blanton > Kendrick

3. Leftover cold cheeseburger > Blanton

4. Worley > Blanton

5. Uh isn’t leftover cold cheeseburger=Blanton?

6. Little Kyle should be taken out behind the shed and put to sleep.

7. More injuries? WTF? Are the baseball gods giving us a heavenly smackdown for our hubris over our thinking we already had the World Series won after we assembled The Four Aces?

8. Blanton = faking injury to keep self off trade list so as to stay with team into postseason and attempt to get another Ring….

9. Kendrick = pitches who just takes days off…not ready to play when called on clearly….shows lack of readiness…his lil idol Halladay would have been ready I am sure…

10. where’s the athletic trainers with all these injuries? we’re looking like last years red sox!

11. @Schmitty – Yes, they are. But even last year’s injured Sox we’re hitting better than us.

12. Time to call up Flipper a Clipper:
    https://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/05/caption-this-roy-halladay-and-cole-hamels-play-with-a-dolphin.html
    and
    “There may be a lack of posts this morning as we’re working on some technical updates.”
    Get rid of that shyte on the sidebar and there won’t be any more technical problems, right?

13. If Cheeseburger Joe ate a cold, leftover cheeseburger, would that create some sort of existential paradox?
    “Vanimal” Vance “RecSpecs” Worley will be back soon. Rejoice!

14. @NickFromGermantown, the RecSpecs reference is a sign of true Philadelphia Rec Department youth soccer player.

15. where’s the athletic trainers with all these eve isk(http://www.playerassist.com/eve/)?

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