This isn’t really enough to call it a "roundup," so we’ll give a name with sexual undertones and throw you a few informative links. Sound good? Good.
– Ed Snider is clearly not happy with goaltender roulette.
– Carlos Ruiz is expected to rejoin the Phillies tomorrow (after playing in a rehab game tonight with Chase and Oswalt in Clearwater), which is good because Brian Schneider tweaked his hammy last night.
– Per your request- The Union tied last night (I’m shocked…)