Chase_utley_puppet

Both?

In case you’ve missed it, the Phillies keep showing the Chase Utley plush puppet during broadcasts. $19.99 worth of softy goodness which allows you to hold your very own Chase presser? Yes, please.

You’re a power hitting second basemen, do you know how rare that is in the National League?

It’s pretty rare. You have soft hands.

Do you want to have a catch?

No.

I love your hair.

Weirdo.

Do you have a good relationship with your father?

Well, we’ve had our issues, but he’s a… Stop! My father is an overly zealous sewing machine. Get over yourself, man.

You run fast. 

I don’t have legs.

I think our relationship is a real home run.

– swings imaginary bat –

 

Maybe that’s just me. Anyway, shout out to my big homie BC Sports, they have them in-stock for $19.99. List of store locations here.

UPDATE: It turns out there's a whole slew of these. Figures the Ryan Howard one would have a gigantic shnoz.

*Really, this wasn’t meant to be an ad. I was going to post about it anyway, but I asked our friends from BC if they sold them. They do.