Great Moments in Horrible Stadium Costumes

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Thanks to our buddy David Gryzbowski for the photo of this guy, who was featured on the FOX broadcast yesterday. Normally, I would lambaste a fan for wearing this to a baseball game, especially considering how hot it was and the rain, which undoubtedly caused him to smell like a wet, well, dog all day long…

… However, somewhere deep down inside of me, in a dark, cold place where children would probably fear for their lives, I love full-body animal costumes. I don't know why, or if it's healthy, but I've long been threatening my girlfriend with the notion of me showing up at her apartment with full-blown Cookie Monster or dolphin costume. She thinks I'm joking… I'm not. One of these days, she's going to open the door and I'm going to be standing there dressed in a fuzzy blue outfit with oogily eyes and a box of Chips Ahoy. That may also be the day I become single.

Anyway, anything that pulls from Dumb and Dumber is a win in my book.

Re-tooling weekend- we'll be back in full tomorrow with our normal weekday nonsense.

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