The Amaro Lies: It’s Not World Series or Bust

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Ruben Amaro was reading from the wrong script!

Big Rube (something tells me he likes it when people call him that) took a page out of Joe Banner’s book, when he appeared on 97.5 with Harry Mayes, Brian Baldinger and his pinky:

Do you look at this season like the fans do, as a World Series or bust type of mentality?

Nope. Nope! 

Well how do you approach it then?

I have to have a more realistic view as to what this is about. People tend to forget that winning is very, very difficult. And things have to really fall into place. And not necessarily the best team in baseball ends up winning. I thought we had the best team in baseball last year, we didn’t win the World Series. That said, we do have expectations, and the first one that we’re trying to achieve is to win the National League East and kind of go from there. When you get into a playoff situation, it’s really a matter of who’s playing the best baseball and who gets the ball to roll the right way. I want our guys to put themselves in a position to be in the playoffs, be a contender as many years in a row as we can possibly do that. And as long as we can do that on a consistent basis, then I think we’ve done our job.

 

I don’t believe you, Ruben. Status quo, let’s just contend GMs don’t sign Cliff Lee to a $120 million contract to assemble a dick-rising hurling foursome of epic proportions. No, Rube, they don’t pull-off midseason trades for six total Cy Youngs over the course of three years (Cliff Lee, Pedro Martinez, Roy Halladay), either. And they don't put their teams in debt by letting their payrolls balloon to $170 million.

Amaro couldn’t really say it is "World Series or bust." Doing so would put even more undo pressure on his players. He’s just playing coy. Of course, what he didn’t tell us was that while he was on the phone he was scribbling pictures of the Commissioner’s Trophy on his bedroom wall with withered-down Crayolas, not unlike Ray Finkle in Ace Ventura. Flags fly out, Bud. 

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Make no mistake, folks, it’s World Series or bust. Rube is just lying.

97.5 has the audio.

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7 Comments

  • Joe June 15, 2011 at 11:39 am

    One thing he is right about though is definitely the fact that the best team doesn’t always win…Phillies are a much better team and were than the Giants last year, and so were the Rangers

  • Leadweights.wordpress.com June 15, 2011 at 11:44 am

    In other news, Ruben also said Kim Clijsters
    http://biggoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Kim-Clijsters.jpg
    is totally hot, and definitely can’t kick his ass….

  • sam June 15, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    “dick-rising hurling foursome of epic proportions” may be the best way I’ve heard this rotation described. love it.

  • Geoff June 15, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    He’s correct. For example, the 2008 Phillies weren’t the best team in baseball but the hottest team. Same for the 2010 Giants. 2007 Rockies who rolled through the National League and then had to sit for a while before the World Series started are also an example.
    And let’s not forget the ultimate example. The 2006 Cardinals.
    There’s a reason the Yankees have only won 1 World Series since 2000 and the Red Sox only 2 even though they have had the best teams for most of those years. And let’s not forget the Braves who only won 1 during their 15 year stretch with all those great teams.
    Baseball is a funny game.
    That said, I really want a World Series win. But we must stop watching baseball like it works like football.

  • Yo Mama June 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    I’ll take Amaro lying to my face, day in and day out, if he keeps assembling and building a team the way that he has.

  • Brian June 15, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    love the quote: “dick-rising hurling foursome of epic proportions” hahah

  • MacJacMcCoy June 18, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    “World Fucking Champions”

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