Your Mid Afternoon Carts: I Took Two Girls to the Liquor Store and Bought Them Mike's Hard Edition

UPDATE: The girls in the pic asked to be removed… but, according to both the reader who sent this and the girls, that is indeed Carter.

It's been a while. Lots of trade rumors seem to have caused Carts to keep a low profile this summer. And that is exactly what he was trying to do here… when he brought two lady friends to buy some Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Now, before we get on Carts for his drink selection… let's turn our attention to those shorts. If Catholic schoolgirls wore something that far above their knees, they would be pistol whipped by a menopausal nun. Just how far above the knee are they? To put it in hockey terms, oh, about how much more lift was needed to force a Game 7 against Chicago.

Using the white iPhone (I think), presumably to update his buds back at the house – although I would imagine he uses the word "joint" – we see Carts helping to secure a cache of our favorite high school malt beverage, or, as some like to call it, "love juice." You keep on keepin' on, Mr. Carter.