Jeff Carter’s New Locker in Columbus


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  1. I can’t wait until Carter moves out of SIC, he keeps me up with his loud partying

  2. C’mon, Kyle! Be a man! Losing Carts is not the end of the world….unless he owes you some money. So, cowboy up, homeslice!

  3. “Quit being so butt-hurt, Kyle.” Posted by: Pizza Bagel | July 15, 2011 at 10:21 AM
    “It” might be the girlie bits on him that hurts, not just the arse.

  4. That sound you hear is the moistening of the panties of every under 25 female in Columbus

  5. With the home run, Lee briefly raised his batting average (.220 at the time) above that of Jayson Werth (.217). There are a 126 million reasons why that is unexplainable. Further, as if it was some sort of cruel joke, Jair Jurrjens, who recently lost a bet to teammate Tim Hudson when he hit a home run, was on-air with FOX during Lee’s moment. All he could muster up was “oh no, no… are you kidding me? Wow.”

  6. “I think he’s right on the verge of busting out,” Manager Davey Johnson said of Werth, who hit two balls hard to left field in yesterday’s 2-0 victory over Colorado that ended a three-game slide. “He’s had some history of great second halves. I don’t worry about a guy like Jayson Werth.”

  7. Now that we’ve reached the midway point of the first half, let’s take a look at the early success of Jayson Werth. Wait, what’s that Scoob? There is no success? You such a good boy!

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