Jose Reyes’ Rap Video is About as Incoherent as You Would Expect

Somewhere, Chris Wheeler is locked in a closet with a roll of paper towels and this video playing on an endless loop.

I think Jose Reyes' new jam, No Hay Amigo, safely solves the age-old debate "who is a better rapper, Lou Williams or Jose Reyes?" Reyes may have the on-field prowess, but Lou Will has the lyrical stylings. At least we found out that he didn't get laid until after he made $1 million (what's that tell you, Lou?). Reyes, on the other hand, this: [via MetsBlog]

There he says that: Youre bad i know it and in your face i can notice that you want to hang out with just for the money. Then he says : Where were you when i practice hungry and spent a week with the same shirt.

 

Second translation: You weren't my friend until I had money. What a novel concept for a rap song.

via Big League Stew

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10 Responses

  1. When I think of Jose Reyes rapping, I can’t help but think…”Los locos kick your ass, los locos kick your face, los locos kick your balls into outer space!”

  2. Wow, he put on some weight. Oh…wait…never mind.
    Love the wet down cul-de-sac look. Man that’s hard.

  3. I like the Ferrari but the Spyder and the making of donuts on it is stoopid. Anybody can do donuts on a Spyder w/o putting a foot down. But let’s see this toady try to do a donut w/o putting a foot down on a regular 2 wheeler. Stoopid.

  4. Somewhere, Chris Wheeler is locked in a closet with a roll of paper towels and this video playing on an endless loop. I think Jose Reyes’ new jam, No Hay Amigo, safely solves the age-old debate who is a better rapper, Lou Williams or Jose Reyes? Reyes may have the on-field prowess, but Lou Will has the lyrical stylings. At least we found out that he didn’t get laid until after he made $1 million (what’s that tell you, Lou?). Reyes, on the other hand, this: [via MetsBlog] There he says that: Youre bad i know it and in your…

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