Sunday Funday: Chris Wheeler Talks About Derek Lowe's Sweat, Sarge Sneaks in a "Muffin," Michael Martinez Picks His Nose

… and the Phillies won 14-1. How's that for putting a big fat, crooked-numbery exclamtion point on the first half? Although, if Chris Wheeler spent any more time talking about a wet Derek Lowe, I was going to need an adult.

Here's Mini Mart picking his nose after making the Coors Light Cold Hard Grab of the Day. I suppose they call this the Gold Glove… wait for it… 

… wait for it…

There it is! Gold.