Oh the excitement! In other news, the Rangers are offering fans an opportunity to watch paint dry.
Register below for your chance to attend the press conference with new Blue Jackets Jeff Carter and James Wisniewski on Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at Nationwide Arena! The winner will be notified via phone and posted on the Blue Jackets' Facebook page.
The deadline to enter is noon on Tuesday and there is a limit of one entry per person.
That's right, folks, you too can watch Jeff Carter say nothing!
In case you haven't been paying attention for, oh, the last six years or so, Carter (and Mike Richards) was notorious for saying nothing… when he said anything at all. Now throw him 500 miles to the west, add in a dose of displeasure and mediocrity, and, boom, you have yourself an event.
Good luck with all that, Columbus.
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Carter is one goofy looking bastard yet he gets all the chicks. Is that a lazy eye?
Hilarious write up, Kyle!
Is he still down SIC this summer
Will he be wearing a Hanes undershirt and True Religions to the press conference again??
For a hockey hotbed like Columbus, I guess this qualifies as a mighty big deal. Hmm! Something tells me that watching grass grow would be more exciting than a press conference with Carts.
The question is…standard round collar on the white tee or does he go v-neck?
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I think he’ll stick with the V-neck
Make that two votes for the v-neck. Why break from tradition after all these years?
Oh the excitement! In other news, the Rangers are offering fans an opportunity to watch paint dry. [BlueJackets.com] Register below for your chance to attend the press conference with new Blue Jackets Jeff Carter and James Wisniewski on Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at Nationwide Arena! The winner will be notified via phone and posted on the Blue Jackets’ Facebook page. The deadline to enter is noon on Tuesday and there is a limit of one entry per person. That’s right, folks, you too can watch Jeff Carter say nothing! In case you haven’t been paying attention for, oh, the last…
finally going back to your precarter love days?
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