Your Mourning Carts: Jeff May Keep His Sea Isle House


That sound you hear is twenty-something coeds riding around the jersey shore singing Party in the USA.

Jeff Carter had a conference call with media types today. Philly Sports Daily has the entire recap, but I know you're most interested in knowing if Carts will keep his Sea Isle house:

“I’m not sure yet,” he said. “I haven’t really put much thought into it. I’ve been a little busy the last few days trying to figure things out with Columbus, but it’s something that I’ll put time into. I obviously love being down here. Like I said, I have a lot of great friends down here and my family back home loves coming down here, so it’s definitely an option.”


So you're telling us there's a chance…

Our sleuths in Sea Isle say that Carts has been hanging with his dad the last few days and was spotted with "what looks like family" at the Whitebrier on Thursday night. Last night? Back to his old Shenanigans. Literally. You can't keep the man down. Well, you might be able to keep him down the shore. And for that, our coeds thank him- moving their hips like yeah.


17 Responses

  1. Carter should let the crazy looking dude next to him smell his fingers since he looks like he doesn’t do too well with the females

  2. How old is Miley now? I mean, if I consensually threw some knuckle children in her face, would it be legal? Hypothertically, consensually, legal?

  3. Oh man, just lovely that you use “moUrning”. How many times have I missed that to this point?

  4. That white trash fellow next to Carts must be his coke dealer or a white trash cousin.

  5. wonder if that crazy looking kid got more pu$$y then Carter down SIC that weekend

  6. From a reliable source, that is Carter’s childhood friend from London, Ontario

  7. Carts Insane looking boy is nuts, he kept trying to cock block Jeff & I at OD’s happy hour

  8. sucks for richards cuz hes goin to clumbus but carter will have a blast in los angleslos wit the sexting n all

  9. I think Party In The USA is a much better song selection for Richie, as he “hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan.”

  10. Thats96th street in stone harbor. Ughhhhhhh I live 3 blocks away whyyyy couldn’t he have stopped by

  11. I think, when Homer traded Carter, he should have drove to Sea Isle, iced him, then gave him the news!

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